What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant.
What tree has the most bark?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Where does laundry go to college?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What animal scores the most in basketball?