Why was the broom late for school?
It overswept!
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's the noisiest food?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?