How is cat food sold?
Usually purr can.
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When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
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