What do birds say to encourage each other?
Tou-can do it!
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?