How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Five Guys®.
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Where do ants go to eat?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Which office space loves to cut corners?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why was the dog overweight?