Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What is the opposite of coffee?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?