What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
How do fireflies start a race?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?