What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
A peak experience.
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?