Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
What's the noisiest food?
How do hurricanes see?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?