Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
Why was the bunny upset?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?