What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Angry birds.
Why do rhinos charge?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Who is a house's favorite band?
How long will dinner be?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?