What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
H-airball!
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What's a henway?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?