What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Dead ends.
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?