Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Because they are too busy monkeying around.
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?