What animal keeps up with all the trends?
The hip-po.
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What does the sun drink out of?
How do horses navigate at night?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?