How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What did the sick chicken say?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What sweet treat never panics?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?