Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do math teachers eat?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
How does a cow do math?