Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
When do astronauts eat?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
How do cats make a birthday cake?