What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
I have a crutch on you.
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why do bees buzz?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's the friendliest pen?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?