How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
We had a discussion about roses.
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What's a cow's favorite music note?