Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle.
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
How do horses navigate at night?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why was the spider so smart?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What vegetables do librarians like?