What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-bee.
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?