Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a day off.
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Where does water do all its banking?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What birds make average students?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Which relative loves rice?
I broke my finger!
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why was the cow afraid?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
How was the wedding?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?