Why was the math book sad in winter?
It had too many problems to solve before spring!
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How does the sun listen to music?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?