Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Because they understand the gravity of the situation
Why do hogs play so much football?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a short cow?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?