What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
He had to go back to dent-al school.
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Where do goldfish go camping?