What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How long will dinner be?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?