What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Surprise!!!!
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Which musician loves to make chili?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why is the piano so hard to open?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?