What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
You're such a pill.
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
When should you start writing a book?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why do bees gossip?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's a tuna's favorite game?