What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?