What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What are you studying in math?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
A book just fell on my head.
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?