What's a duck's favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker!
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?