How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
By its bark.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
How is cat food sold?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?