How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
I lava you.
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
How do you talk to a giant?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
How do amoebas make calls?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?