Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?