Which cats have the best manners?
Sia-please cats.
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What insect runs away from everything?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
