What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
An icicle.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?