Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Which plant has the best roar?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?