What bird helps you stay dry?
A t-owl.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What insect runs away from everything?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Where do horses reside?
What are baby potatoes called?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?