What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?