Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant.
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?