What did the wolf say to the flea?
Stop bugging me.
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why was the math book sad?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Which baseball player do fish root for?