Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
In the piano!
Why do cats always get what they want?
It's Crowded!
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call a greedy elf?