What's a decade's favorite sport?
Tennis.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why was the bunny upset?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why is winter considered holy?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?