Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What's the noisiest food?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
How do hurricanes see?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?