What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish cream.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do fish do at parades?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?