What does a spy do when he gets cold?
He goes undercover!
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
How do you arrest a pig?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?