Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What vegetables make the best music?
Where does breakfast live?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?