What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a handsome runner?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
How do billboards talk?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What is the smallest lion?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?