What do an English major and a football player have in common?
They get anxious over rough drafts.
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call a baby monkey?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What is the smallest lion?